У меня кот, зовут Кэш. Ну как Jonny Cash. Текст накидал для песни про него.

My name is Cash

I am the cat

I love my house

I catch the rats

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My people are

So kind to me

Because i'm cat

It's probably

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I am the cat

They give me food

Ten times per day

And this is good

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I am the cat

I lick my balls

Because i can

And they can not

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I am the cat

I love myself

I think you need

To be like me (solshadda ©)