Значит так.

Решил продать всякое барахлишко на молоток.ру

Через 3 дня после того, как поставил товар на аукцион, я увидел что его сразу купили.

Я смотрю, что какой-то урод специально "покупает" товар, чтобы снять его с продажи. И на его страничке комменты, мол казел, урод, и т.п., мол забаньте его, это бот.

Думаю ну ппц, расстроился.

Смотрю пришло письмо, сейчас кидаю целиком переписку, читайте снизу-вверх:

Hi!
I received a letter from the bank, they ask shipping number. Only then they can transfer money to my bank account.
I wrote earlier, that first you should transfer the money (I need to get them), but then I send the goods.
No money - no goods

05.10.2011, 16:17, "Kate Davies" <katedaviesabc@gmail.com>:

 Ok, consider the payment done right away. my bank will contact you soon.
  Thanks for the business.

 2011/10/5 Мистер Баскус <baskus@yandex.ru>
 Sorry,
 my name is Kirill Andreevich Markov
 05.10.2011, 16:02, "Kate Davies" <katedaviesabc@gmail.com>:
 i need your full name also for the payment.
 get back to me immediately.

 2011/10/5 Kate Davies <katedaviesabc@gmail.com>
 Hello
   Thanks for the details, I have forward the details to my bank immediately for the immediate payment, and my bank said that the payment confirmation will be sent to you immediately the payment is successful today ok? so i want you to pack the item ready for shipment and once you get the payment confirmation and receipt from my bank today, go and ship the item immediately ok? and below is the shipping details again.

 Name-: Martins. O
 address-: No 55 nepa road,Isabo
 city-: Abeokuta
 state-: Ogun
 country-: Nigeria
 postal code--: 23439
 phone number:- 08139345026

 Thanks for the business, I will get back to you as soon as the payment is successful.

 Regards.

 2011/10/5 Мистер Баскус <baskus@yandex.ru>
 total cost in RUR - 10052
 05.10.2011, 15:53, "Kate Davies" <katedaviesabc@gmail.com>:
 get back to me with the total cost in RUR so that i can contact my bank right now for the payment.

 2011/10/5 Мистер Баскус <baskus@yandex.ru>
 Ok, it's good.

 Bank Details:
 название банка
 Settlement Account - циферки
 TIN (Taxpayer Identification Code) - циферки
 BIN (Bank Identification Code) - циферки
 Correspondent Account - циферки

 05.10.2011, 15:30, "Kate Davies" <katedaviesabc@gmail.com>:
 thanks for the mail, but the only way i can pay you is through bank to bank transfer. and if the foreign currency is the issue, no problem with that, am paying you from Bank Of America. they can transfer money to you in Rubles.

 2011/10/5 Мистер Баскус <baskus@yandex.ru>
 Hello
 I contacted representatives of the bank, to commit money transfer, I need to open an account in foreign currency. It's quite difficult.
 Other decision: You can send money through Western Union service. It will be much easier and faster
 as you look at it?

 05.10.2011, 14:37, "Kate Davies" <katedaviesabc@gmail.com>:
 Hello
   Ok, am ok with the price, so get back to me soon with your full bank details so that i can proceed with the payment immediately ok?
   Hope to hear back from you soon.

 2011/10/5 Мистер Баскус <baskus@yandex.ru>
 Hello!
 I can send psp anywhere you like on a prepaid. Payment is made only by bank transfer, via bank to bank. The item will be sent after receipt of funds in my bank account.
 The total cost:
  - "Sony PSP 3008 Slim" in the original box with complete set + Memory Stick 8gb + Original Plastic Box
 230 $

  - the shipping cost to Nigeria from Russia through EMS Post (items 0.5-1 kg weight)
 78 $ (delivery time 14 days)

 Total: 230+78=308 $

 05.10.2011, 13:12, "Kate Davies" <katedaviesabc@gmail.com>:
  Hello
    Thanks for the mail and am ok with the condition and price of the item, I want to buy the psp for my brother that is studying in a west african country (Nigeria) as a birthday gift, so how much is the total cost of this item including the shipping cost to Nigeria through EMS Post? and i will pay you via bank to bank transfer ok?
    Hope to hear back from you soon.

  2011/10/5 Мистер Баскус <baskus@yandex.ru>
  Hi!
  Present condition of this item is Mint (M). It was in use 2 times during 0,5 hour.
  * Сomplete set + warranty from the manufacturer and warranty from the store.
  * 8gb Memory Stick
  * Plastic Original Box
  * Price 230 $ + transfer to the USA

  03.10.2011, 19:09, "Kate Davies" <katedaviesabc@gmail.com>:
  Hello Seller,
     Am Kate Davies from USA, am interested in immediate purchase of this item, what is the present condition of this item and how much is your best price for this item?
     Hope to hear back from you soon.

В общем, в чем сам прикол.

Я получаю письмо с банка, мол там квитанция, слепленная в экселе, криво обрезанный логотип банка и там написано, типа напишите номер доставки и т.п. Никаких координатов банка нету, ссылки тоже нету. Подпись чела, сделанная в пейнте, ну в общем и все в этом духе.

Меня сразу наводит на мысль, типа развод, письма плана "Вы выиграли в лотерее 1 млрд евро".

Я копирую часть текста в гугл, и он сразу выдает ответ

"заебали эти нигейрийские пидорасы, это развод ребзя, меня чуть на ноутбук не кинули, еще хотели чтобы я отправил им за свои бабки, суки"

В общем, я все понял, сразу отписался этой дамочке.

P.S. заканчивая этот блог, я получил от нее ответ:

Hello
  I just got an sms alert from my bank, informing me that your payment is successful and that the payment has been deducted from my account, and they told me that the payment confirmation has been sent to you, and you need to follow the procedure before the money will get into your account ok?
  I want you to know that my bank is just doing this for the protection of both buyers and sellers. The money will get into your account as soon as they confirm that you have ship the item ok? So go and ship the item right now and mail the shipment receipt to my bank, and once they confirm that you have ship the item, they will transfer your money immediately ok?
 Hope to hear back from you soon.

Вот что, мне ей написать, иди нахуй, дурочка? :)