Может и боян, но меня улыбнуло. )))

Yellow Blue Bus = "я люблю Вас"

horror show = "хорошо"

Near Bird = "не еб#т"

The Chair Is Warm = "Вечерний звон"

My On Ass = "Майонез"

Chess Knock = "Чеснок"

True Bar = "Труба"

Our device is Korea = "Одевайся скорее"

Tall chalk = "толчок"

Peace Death = "пи#дец".

Chop is dish - "Чо пи#дишь"