Greenland – Ice Cap Alaska – Hockey Moms Canada – Vegetarians United States (mainland) – Civilized World Mexico – Maids and Gardeners Guatemala – Fringe Lab Belize – ? El Salvador – N.A. Honduras – Mess Nicaragua – Reagan’s Rancho Costa Rica – Jungle Panama (joined with Ecuador) – Banana Republic Cuba – Quarantine Jamaica – Reggae Haiti – Poverty Dominican Republic – Holiday Puerto Rico – Latinos Bahamas – Northern Sea Cliffs Antilles – Southern Sea Cliffs
South America
Colombia – Estados Unidos de Coicaine Venezuela – Evil Empire of Venzenweelah Guyana and Suriname – Forest French Guiana – Rockets Brazil – Liberal Commies (allied with Iran) Ecuador (joined with Panama) – Banana Republic Peru – Our Bitches Bolivia – Cuba del Sur Paraguay – Catholic Socialists Uruguay – Tupamaros Argentina – One Dollar Store Chile – Chili Con Carne Falklands – British Riviera
Africa
Morocco, Algeria, Tunis, Libya, Egypt, Sudan, Chad, Niger, Mali, Mauritania, Western Sahara, Senegal and The Gambia – Fucking Desert, Dude! Guinea Bissau, Guinea, Sierra Leone, Liberia, Côte d’Ivoire, Ghana, Burkina Faso, Togo, Benin, Nigeria, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Congo 1, Congo 2, Gabon, Equatorial Guinea, Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi, Tanzania, Mozambique, Swaziland, Lesotho, Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Zambia, Angola – AIDS Madagascar – Penguins Somalia – Jack Sparrow Ethiopia and Eritrea – Hunger & Stuff Kenya – Obamaland Malawi – Madonnaland South Africa – Land of Bling
Europe
Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland – Socialist Union Iceland – Wikileaks United Kingdom – Mummy Ireland – St Patrick Portugal – Brazil Spain – Mexico France – Smelly People Germany – Dirty Porn The Netherlands – Sodom Belgium – Chocolate Switzerland – Cash Italy – Godfathers Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Montenegro, Kosovo, Albania, Macedonia – Resident Evil Greece – Democracy Turkey – Thanksgiving Meal Bulgaria and Romania – Dracula Hungary, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia – Buffer Zone Austria – Apfelkuchen Georgia, Azerbaijan, Armenia – No Clue Russia – Commies
Asia
Syria – Rogue State Lebanon – Mess Israel and Palestine – Pals Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait – Uncle Allah Yemen – Thugs Oman, U.A.E., Qatar – Flying Carpets Iraq – Fuck Yeah Iran – Satan Turkmenistan – Kwpzsfrstan Uzbekistan – Szwrkstan Tajikistan – …stan Kyrgyzstan – Wtfstan Mongolia – Savages Kazakhstan – Borat Afghanistan – Vietnam 2.0 Pakistan – Cambodia 2.0 India – Curry Bangladesh – Hunger Sri Lanka – Tigers Nepal – Alpinists Bhutan – Meh Mianmar (Burma) – Rascals Thailand – Brothel Laos – Nixon’s Bitches Cambodia – Skulls Vietnam – Cemetery Malaysia – Two Skyscrapers & Stuff Indonesia – Mesoindia The Philippines – Rice Dolls Japan – Toyota South Korea – Samsung North Korea – Dr. Evil
Australia & Oceania
Australia – Aussiebums Papua New Guinea – Guinea Pigs New Zealand – Kiwis