[Verse 1]
Stubbed toes
Start wars
Every corner picks a side
Coffee table takes the floor again

Tripped once
Lost faith
Hit the dresser
Saw it clear
Every headline started right here

[Chorus]
Blame the furniture
For every crash
Every scar
Every broken cure
Blame the furniture
If the world keeps falling
It starts on my living room floor
(yeah, it starts right here)

[Verse 2]
Chair leg
Cold war
Caught my shin
I swore revenge
History rewrites in my front room

Bookshelf
Civil
Rights
Tilted
Toppled
Blocked the door
So we never made it to the march

[Chorus]
Blame the furniture
For every crash
Every scar
Every broken cure
Blame the furniture
If the world keeps falling
It starts on my living room floor
Blame the furniture
Every treaty
Every promise
Every failing word
Blame the furniture
We keep tripping over things we built and never learned

[Bridge]
[Half-time
Drums slam open]
Couches swallow uprisings
Bedframes break alliances
Closets cage apologies
Is it me
Or all these cabinets? (hey!)

Table set for arguments
Corners cut the innocence
We rearrange
But nothing ever moves inside

[Chorus]
Blame the furniture
For every crash
Every scar
Every broken cure
Blame the furniture
If the world keeps falling
It starts on my living room floor
Blame the furniture
Every treaty
Every promise
Every failing word
Blame the furniture
’Til we tear it all apart
And find ourselves in the splinters of the wood