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Real DJ's Against Douchebags / Реальные DJ против придурков

REAL DJ'S AGAINST DOUCHEBAGS

Updated: April 28th, 2011

 

Douchebaggery comes in all shapes and sizes. We just don't "hate" on people for no reason. Skrillex smashing his Laptop in half like some rock star would do with a guitar doesn't earn him a #4 slot. It's when Deadmau5 runs out on stage and grabs the monitor part and Skrillex runs towards him to smash the other half, misses and then slips and falls. Most people don't know it's Joel Zimmerman because he has no Mau5head on. Skrillex, you busted yo A$$ yo. It's not hate. It's love. Aoki, same thing. The Cake bit, you F*cking tool. If yo Dad The Iron Chef baked you a F***ing cake, would you smash it into some FAN'S face? You Tool.

 

It's become undone. Russian Topless DJ's, Face Masked Clowns who copy Deadmau5 and Daft Punk, Celebrity-turned-DJ's-Who learned how to spin overnight, Noobs who smash laptops on stage like rockstars do guitars, Naked DJ's with absolutely no skill. Strippers who came to work to find the pole replaced by CDJ's & A DJ Mixer. Veterans caught playing instruments they don't know how to play. And basic long term douchebaggery. Having MTV support is a plus.

 

1) DJ BL3ND
2) DJ PAULY D
3) STEVE AOKI
4) SKRILLEX
5) SPINNAFACE
6) TOMMY LEE
7) DEADMAU5
8 ) TIESTO
9) BRYAN PORNSCORE
10) DAVID GUETTA
11) LADY TRIBE
12) COLEEN SHANNON
13) SAMANTHA RONSON
14) ROZZ
15) MARI FERRARI
16) DIPLO
17) JOHNNY BREAKS
18) DJ DAGO
19) PAUL OAKENFOLD
20) DIEGO MIRANDA
21) SCOTTY THOMPSON
22) DJ XTA-C
23) NIKI BELLUCHI
24) JOHN B
25) MISTER CEE
26) RUTH FLOWERS
27) DANNY TENAGLIA
28) MTV'S DJ JOVE
29) SOPHIA LIN
30) DJ AURIKA & DJ FORSAGE

 

ВИДЕОПОДТВЕРЖДЕНИЯ:


1) DJ BL3ND
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG6p4r…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruOAAo…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8wrIg… You think?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtovqc…

DJ BL3ND UNMASKED: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVcENg…

[[[ It's time to put this joker to rest. ]]]

[[[ BL3ND figured out how to get 30+ million views on Youtube. That makes him dangerous. To me, to you and everyone else in the scene. It's like we have been replaced with millions of imbeciles who don't know any better. ]]]

2) DJ PAULY D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ardbJ2…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU7JdG…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpNLv-…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ph6D4…

[[[ This is tragic. The guy is tone deaf. If there is anything good which could be said for MTV Jersey Shore star Pauly D, it should be noted that a kid from Rhode Island with minimal skill and talent somehow commands the most money per gig eclipsing Tiesto the same way Tiesto did Sasha & Digweed just a decade ago. ]]]

3) STEVE AOKI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=obXwky…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLhDRW…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBy-HO…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9sQ6S…

[[[ Steve believes he is the second coming of the Messiah and in California it works in part due that his Dad is the Iron Chef. Celebrity DJ's have it easy, they can play garbage music and have friends like Lindsey Lohan, and people respect that. Steve is probably the only person on earth who can use Lindsey Lohan to his advantage. Even Ronson doesn't get extra credit for that. ]]]

4) SKRILLEX
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ziWYI…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaIZ0m…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0MIxo…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmgFH2…

[[[ Sonny. Appropiate name for Mau5trap artist Skrillex. Molded from the same team which made Deadmau5 as big as anyone so far mentioned, Sonny has mad some great music, it's just the multiple temper tantrum laptop crashes like the one in the video which give him such a high honor. Well that and the slipping on the imaginary banana peel in front of 2000 people who paid to see you bust your ass and not much of anything else. ]]]

5) SPINNAFACE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLEWX6…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC-zYg…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEJNgj…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsnMGc…

[[[ SPINNAFACE has a spinna for a face. Somehow three of our Top 10 wear things over their face which seems to be a trend Daft Punk started many years ago. While wearing a rim over your face makes you a rim job and quite able to lose your head in the middle of a set in Trenton, Newark or Paterson New Jersey, this while being quite creative would only be worse if BL3ND teahes him the bot programs to gain 30 million views. ]]]

6) TOMMY LEE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuMrNM…

[[[ Tommy Lee isn't really a DJ, and we shouldn't single out his DJ, DJ Aero because Aero happens to be a nice guy, down to Earth and does play good tracks when he puts his mind to it. But it's Tommy Lee's persistant attitude to borrow Joel's Mau5 head and throw his Rock Star sh*t in the mix which results in a #6 position. ]]]

7) DEADMAU5
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K0HSt…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDk_rz…

[[[ In the span of three years, Joel who wears the Mau5 head has grossed somewhere between 50 & 100 Million dollars which like Pauly D, throws Tiesto into weird space. Only because nobody ever thought anyone would make more then 20 million from being a puppet. At least this time around this one wears a puppet head which actually symbolizes our current generation of kids in the scene. And yet you will never see Joel in a good mood. Always complaining via Twitter about something retarded. See what money does? ]]]

8) TIESTO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZnxT5…

[[[ Tiesto which never was anything special as a DJ has made more money then anyone doing the same exact thing. The reason Aoki will never be the second coming of Christ is because Tiesto actually has been walking on water for over a decade now. Still didn't stop Reebok from selling The Shawn Carter (Jay-Z Edition) to Europe in fruity colors as the "Tiesto" edition, but that was one way we got the last laugh. ]]]

9) BRYAN PORNSCORE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFLh9c…

[[[ Pornscore has a van which says "Free Candy" on it. A 1976 Econoline where he tells youngin's PLUR, "Would You Like Some candy"? While this cannot be confirmed nor denied Pornscore turned San Diego into one of the most useless scenes in America. And who else could do that? ]]]

10) DAVID GUETTA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zx0YY…

[[[ F**K YOU YOU'RE FAMOUS. ]]]

11) LADY TRIBE:
www.dailymotion.com/video/x7xk…

[[[ Nikki, damn girl, I want to stop writing graffiti too, I'm getting way too old to be getting caught doing that, so why not let me play with those funbags for a little while? Don't worry I'll bring surgical gloves, dental dams and basically become boy in the plastic bubble as those crib notes written on papers giving advice for genital warts worries me. ]]]

12) COLEEN SHANNON
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVl2uu…
[[[ You're not the sexiest DJ in the world, not by a long shot. ]]]

13) SAMANTHA RONSON
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyCSLa…
[[[ Yaaaaawn. ZzZzzzZzzzzzZZZZzzzzz ]]]

14) ROZZ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBxzuX…
[[[ Rollo's (oops!) DJ BL3ND unmasked, or is that Perez Hilton, you decide ]]]

15) MARI FERRARI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufZMAA…
[[[ Caught spinning premixed CD's ]]]

16) DIPLO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yj9rP…
[[[ Dead Prez would beat you up if they ever heard this mix ]]]
[[[ and now for a better option: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzF4eW… ]]]

17) JOHNNY BREAKS
www.nuskoolbreaks.co.uk/forum/…

18) DJ DAGO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFc35I…
[[[ Another masked moron ]]]

19) PAUL OAKENFOLD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyx9op…
[[[ The dance moves to "I'm Too Sexy" just says it all ]]]

20) DIEGO MIRANDA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4qC2c…
[[[ I don't know what it is about paint-by-number trance? ]]]

21) NICK HOGAN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=04P0tT…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPDr4L…
www.ustream.tv/recorded/111871…
[[[ "My sister bought me turntables and I taught myself how to spin in one day." LOLWUT? O.K. you can wreck expensive yellow sports cars in a few seconds, proven. But actual DJ'ing? Takes more then a day, Nick. ]]]

22) DJ XTA-C
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Tgx7…

23) NIKI BELLUCHI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niki_Bel…
[[[ 29 hardcore films in 6 months. A little loose in the caboose? ]]]

24) JOHN B
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E96g1C…
[[[ He actually did stalk me on Myspace. ]]]

25) MISTER CEE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRzzDV…
[[[ Mister Cee caught with a tranny, B ]]]

26) RUTH FLOWERS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvlveq…

27) DANNY TENAGLIA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSNhbc…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zglBSP…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDGKoM…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhkVs_…
[[[ Playing the violin with the bow upside down = Fail. Tenaglia fans have become outraged by him appearing in this list. I used to have the utmost respect for Danny. But his 1993 "Don't Techno For An Answer" project followed by his 2007 "Techno For An Answer" wearing a Brooklyn T-Shirt and caught multiple times playing premixed CD's secures him a slot here. People who like his antics have no problem with that. Problem is I do. ]]]

28) MTV'S DJ JOVE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZnCbj…
[[[ Jove just is the epitome of SUCK ]]]

29) SOPHIA LIN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YIJXD…
[[[ Still playing Lil Jon ]]]

30) DJ ROWDY A
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t39Tz7…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ5JtD…

[[[ Are you f*cking kidding me? ]]]


EXTRA) DJ AURIKA & DJ FORSAGE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Baddzg…
[[[ Guy/Girl duo. Cheesiest ever ]]]

 

Топ30 диджеев-придурков по мнению Frankie Bones.

 

Артисты в идиотских масках, ведущие себя неподобающе, с неоправданной популярностью, в общем, недостойные своей профессии люди.

 

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13 May 2011 15:24

Comments

  • +4
    abf  13 May 2011 15:42 #
    и все ж по русски
  • +1
    Digital PR Агентство SIBIQ  13 May 2011 15:51 #
    очень понятно
  •  
    DJ KOLYA FUNK  13 May 2011 15:58 #
    STEVE AOKI ЧУВАК!
  •  
    Gloomу  13 May 2011 16:09 #
    омг! кто все эти люди?
    •  
      F-Word  13 May 2011 16:12 #
      Мари Феррари узнаёте? :) Наша соотечественница, между прочим. Кстати, #30 тоже.
      Русские, вперёд!!!
  •  
    No:Name  13 May 2011 16:35 #
    аа пиздец))
  •  
    Yakubov  13 May 2011 16:42 #
    все мы лажали, только их знают, а нас нихуя.
  •  
    FLAC  13 May 2011 16:49 #
    Чувак с автомобильным диском вместо башки - креативный)
  •  
    RED NUTS (Alexander Stroganov)  14 May 2011 0:21 #
    В избранное блеать )))
    Jonny Breaks - жжёт пиздец )))
  •  
    RED NUTS (Alexander Stroganov)  14 May 2011 0:25 #
    И кстати,
    4) SKRILLEX
    7) DEADMAU5
    10) DAVID GUETTA
    19) PAUL OAKENFOLD
    24) JOHN B

    на мой взгляд неоправданно и не соместимо с фразой "недостойные своей профессии люди"

    Ни УЯ !!! Эти как раз вкалывают неподетски !!!
    Да раздолбаи, в каком то смысле придурки, что присуще многим творческим людям, но как раз достойны своего занятия целиком и полностью =-)

    ИМХОна
    •  
      F-Word  16 May 2011 12:05 #
      Ну не вырезать же отдельные имена из топа при перепостивании)
      Скриллекса отцы, кстати, почему-то не очень любят. Наверное, и до России скоро дойдёт, почему. Я не понял, что делает в рейтинге Diplo. Рейтинг субъективный, в общем-то.
  •  
    F-Word  17 May 2011 9:21 #
    Вдобавок от того же Боунса:
    Как не быть придурошным диджеем.
    fword.pdj.ru/blog/591714.html
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